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Hello and welcome to the very first 
Connextras: Sights and Sounds.

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Today we're gonna be looking at laserdisc
players and their operation.

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Now we're gonna be looking at three different
players with a bonus fourth player.

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And we're gonna be starting with a bit of
an odd duck.

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This is the CLD-M301.

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It's the Laserdisc player that has a built-in
5 disc CD changer.

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Now, I'm gonna do a separate Sights and Sounds video on this player

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because I took a lot of footage of the mechanism.

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But I'm starting with it here because it represents
a bare-bones Laserdisc player

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from the early '90s pretty well.

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It makes a few extra noises because of that
CD changer mechanism but for the most part

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tons of Laserdisc players are gonna sound
exactly like this.

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Tons of single-sided laserdisc players, that is.

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Now a quick programming note before we start,
I recorded most of this in mono.

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There's a stereo experiment later on that
I'll talk about when we get there and all

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of the recordings were made with the machines
intact, and their covers on.

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Because I want this to be representative of
what the machine was actually like in overall use.

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So, let's get started.

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So I'll begin by turning on the television.

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And then we will turn on the machine itself.

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[various motors pulse briefly]

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Gonna open the tray.

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[loud whirring as tray opens]

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And now I'm gonna place a Laserdisc on the tray and press play.

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[same whirr as tray is drawn in]

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[various mechanical noises]

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[click; disc begins to spin]

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[disc is now at speed, laser tracking sounds]

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We now have a picture.

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[machine hums steadily, faint audio comes from TV]

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What I'm gonna do now is press stop.

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[disc rapidly comes to a stop]

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[similar mechanical noises as when loading]

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And now I'll be pressing play with the disc already in the machine.

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[same mechanical, spin up, and laser tracking sounds as before]

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OK, so the disc that's playing now is a CLV disc.

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That's the long-playing disc.

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And now I'll skip forward some chapters so you can hear the disc slowing down.

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[rapid button presses, disc rapidly slows as laser tracks]

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Of course you also heard the seeking noises of the laser as well.

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[more high-pitched, warbley seeking sounds]

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At this point we are sixteen minutes into the disc so about a little more than a quarter of its runtime.

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Now I'm actually skipping backwards.

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[rapid button presses, disc speeds up]

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And now we're gonna hit eject.

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[disc whirrs to a stop]

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[mechanical noises as transport shuffles]

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[loud whirr as tray moves]

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Alright and now I'm putting in a CAV disc.

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[same sequence of sounds as before]

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[disc spins up]

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We have a picture.

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Now, for those that don't recall, CAV discs maintain the same rotational speed.

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So when we skip ahead to different chapters...

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[rapid button presses, quick seeking sound]

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the disc did not slow down and so chapter search was very fast.

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Another thing to note is that the laserdisc display is showing the frame numbers.

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We're currently on frame twenty-nine thousand
and something...

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instead of runtime.

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We just went back to Chapter 4, that's how
long it takes,

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and we're now at frame ten thousand...

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almost eleven thousand.

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Now we're back to the beginning.

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Chapter search is very, very fast with CAV.

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[successive quick search/tracking sounds as we go from one chapter to the next]

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[disc slowing down, machine preparing to eject]

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OK, so obviously we removed it and...

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now we've moved onto the CLD-D502.

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Now, this machine has a bit of an issue when it powers up after I haven't used it in a while.

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It has a belt that slips.

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[similar mechanical sounds to the last player as unit boots]

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So when you try to hit open...

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[consistent whirring sound]

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that's all that happens.

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Now, this machine is a both-side play model.

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It will play both sides of the disc, that's
what's special about it.

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And we'll be looking at that process shortly.

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But while it's still stuck here,

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turns out there's a pretty easy fix.

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[bang]

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[whir changes pitch as tray is freed]

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Just give it a good whack, that's all ya need.

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Right now I'm just exercising the disc tray to hopefully keep it from getting stuck again.

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So I'm gonna start this machine actually playing a CD.

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[tray movement sounds identical to previous machine]

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[laser moves]

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[disc spins]

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[faint tracking noises]

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[music]

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Now I'm gonna repeat this, but I want you to listen for what it's doing because if you pay close attention

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you'll notice that it searches for something before it actually begins playing the CD.

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That's because internally what it's doing is it's checking to see if it has a laserdisc

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which is a larger diameter, then it moves to the CD.

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[laser shuffles]

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Hopefully you heard that first little check, there.

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It's pretty subtle but there's a slight delay
when playing a CD for that reason.

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OK so now I'm putting a laserdisc in the tray.

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We'll hit play.

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[an identical sequence of sounds to the previous player]

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[disc spins up]

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We have a picture.

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And now I'll be doing the same skipping around
as I was before.

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But this time I'm gonna skip to the very end
of the disc to the second-to-last chapter, I believe,

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so you'll see how long it takes to seek that far forward.

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[rapid button presses]

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[Prolonged seeking and tracking noises as disc slows drastically. 
Player is almost silent at this slow rotational speed]

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OK, and now I'm using picture search.

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Because this is a more basic player, and a
CLV disc, the screen is very glitchy as I'm moving forward.

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Everything is broken up top-to-bottom.

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[faint ticks as the laser jerks forward]

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And now the machine is going to switch sides
automatically.

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[sudden mechanical noises with a prolonged whirring as laser relocates to top side]

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[disc rapidly speeds up]

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[speed attained, laser tracks]

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And we have a picture.

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Now I'm gonna do picture search near the beginning
of the disc,

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you'll notice it sounds a little bit different.

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It's moving much faster.

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[same ticks as before, but quieter and more closely spaced]

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[disc is also losing speed precipitously]

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Now I'm gonna skip ahead some chapters.

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And now you can hear the chapter search is
slowing down - er the picture search is slowing down a bit.

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[ticking sounds closer to first example]

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[disc slows and machine prepares to eject it]

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[laser is also heard returning to side A]

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OK and we just opened and - just heard it eject.

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Now we're gonna look at a clip of this machine
misbehaving back when I was originally recording the footage

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for this video, the original video it was featured in.

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This has had some sort of logic issue.

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And, uh, it comes and goes, I don't know what
causes it but

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when you switch to the second side...

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[rapid, frantic whirring as the laser has a freak-out]

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it should not be doing that.

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What it's doing... the laser successfully
moved to the top side

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but it's continually ramming itself into the end of its track and
it doesn't start spinning the disc.

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Now, this machine hasn't done it in a while.

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I assume maybe it has a bad capacitor.

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There's a giant 1 farad capacitor on the board
that you can actually see in this shot.

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And again, I don't know why it does this but
this is a new shot because I restarted, hoping

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to make it not do this.

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And it does the same exact thing again.

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[this time you can hear it knocking against its end]

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It's literally hitting the end-stop on its
travel like banging its head against the wall.

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So I'm gonna try again... try to get it to
play side two.

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And same deal.

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Now, in my desperation I just started fiddling
with the thing while it was moving around.

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I'm pushing on the actual laser carriage right
now and I don't know if this actually fixed it but, um,

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it kind of seems like it did 'cause
at some point you hear it snap a couple of times.

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[snap]

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[snap]

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Like that. And now the disc is actually spinning up.

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So I don't know if that fixed it but, um,
suddenly it's behaving correctly.

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And, uh, I will switch it now to side B and
it works as it should.

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This is just a different angle.

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And that time it switched sides successfully.

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Alright and this, there's no audio accompanying
it because it is a slow-motion shot

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of the laser carriage flipping from side A to B.

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In the original video I commented on how clever it is that the same motor that moves it back and forth

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is responsible for flipping it over.

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It has some clever gearing that it can switch
to the other side.

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You can see that, uh, toothed gear closest
to the bottom of the screen.

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That moves at the same time as the little
worm gear at the back that you can see

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so it actually scoots itself around the carousel.

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It's pretty ingenious.

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This is a different shot and I'm showing going
from B to A.

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And you can see the laser actually scoot underneath.

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Once it flips to side A.

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OK you see the laser
just there and now when it moves...

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just see it right there.

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Taking a little peek.

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And then this is the same exact thing, 
just shown from the back to give a bit more of an overview of what's happening

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but again in slow-motion.

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OK and now we are back to the new recording
and we're gonna go through a CAV laserdisc on this machine.

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[on-screen Alec mutters "what happened to that other Aladdin disc?"]

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Once I find it...

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["Umm... hello? Me?"]

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[said like the Swedish Chef: "Ver de flurbey?"]

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[you're over here? ok...]

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[machine ingests disc and spins up as before]

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CAV discs are particularly hard with auto-reverse

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because the disc is spinning at full speed when it goes to reverse,

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so that's why I wanted to show this recording here as well.

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But we have the same thing, chapter search
is very, very fast.

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And picture search is completely silent.

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It's an interesting thing about CAV. 
You don't hear any noise from the transport,

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the picture is just perfectly fluid as you're going forward and backward.

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And now we will switch to side B with the
machine spinning at full speed.

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[disc rapidly decelerates, while machine makes various mechanical sounds and laser switches sides]

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[disc is now accelerating in the opposite rotation]

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[laser begins tracking]

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And we have a picture.

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So obviously it takes a lot longer for it
to switch on a CAV disc

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just because the disc is spinning at the full 1,800 RPM when it
goes to switch sides.

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It only adds a few seconds but it's significant.

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[some faint tracking sounds as it seeks to new chapters]

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Just doing some more picture search here.

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Interesting how the pitch of the motor changed
slightly there.

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Don't really know why, but now I'm gonna hit
eject (or open).

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So there you heard it returning the laser
to side A and now I'll power it off.

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Alright, and now we're gonna do basically
the same things we just did but with the stereo audio setup.

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I want to know what your thoughts are on this.

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Gonna do some chapter searching now.

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OK and now I'm gonna skip forward to the end
so it auto-reverses,

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but I want to know if this mic setup, you think, is better.

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I don't have a great way to mount it, that's
why I have the tripod in front of the camera

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but if you prefer the sound of this mic setup
for this purpose let me know.

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I know that some people would prefer stereo
but I don't know if these mics are actually better.

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Certainly they're noisier than the one that's overhead.

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We have a picture again.

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And by the way, when I say noisier, I noticed
a 60 Hz um, there's some sort of interference

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on the other mic, but I don't know - that's
probably coming from the TV.

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I'm not quite sure, but that's probably what it is.

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Anyway, we just opened it up.

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And ejected the disc.

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So now we're gonna talk about, or show, the
Pioneer DVL-700.

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That is the combination Laserdisc and DVD player.

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Right now I'm fixing its sloppy badge.

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But I'm gonna power it on and I want you to
notice that it has a fan.

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It has a cooling fan.

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[a very different mechanical/motor sound, less harsh and abrupt. A cooling fan also spins up while the laser moves around a bit ]

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Now this thing always defaults to its red laser.

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[pronounced whirring with a sort of crinkly sound in the middle]

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[new motor noise again, then prolonged as tray opens]

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That noise it made before it opened the tray
was flipping the infrared laser over... er flipping the red over to infrared

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because I hit laserdisc eject.

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[disc spinning up - laser sounds are similar but not quite the same as the other models]

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The biggest difference with this player as
far as laserdisc performance

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is it has a newer auto-reverse mechanism and also the
transport of the tray is a newer generation.

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It's much softer, it's quieter, it's overall
a huge improvement.

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Now we'll skip forward some chapters.

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[same basic noises as before, though the sort of squirrely noises of the laser are more pronounced]

232
00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:39,420
Now here, when I'm doing a picture search,
the sound is very similar but the picture is steady because it has a digital frame buffer.

233
00:24:41,507 --> 00:24:46,770
[machine begins to switch sides]

234
00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:50,945
[disc is spinning up but abnormally slowly]

235
00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:58,154
[abrupt stop, and laser returns to original position]

236
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,600
Now what just happened was it tried to switch
to side B and failed.

237
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:10,210
This machine has some bizarre issue where
the motor will not spin up fast enough in reverse.

238
00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:14,299
I have no idea why it's like this, it's been
like it the entire time I've had it.

239
00:25:14,299 --> 00:25:16,886
And what usually happens is when you try to
switch to side B,

240
00:25:16,886 --> 00:25:21,419
it just can't spin up fast enough; it freaks out and locks up.

241
00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:25,025
It won't even open the tray right now because
the disc is still spinning.

242
00:25:26,428 --> 00:25:28,266
Finally there it goes.

243
00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:34,210
So that's a very bizarre quirk of this machine.

244
00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:37,949
But now we're going to switch trays from the
big laserdisc tray

245
00:25:40,618 --> 00:25:42,716
to the little DVD and CD tray.

246
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,870
You may have noticed it did not switch the
lasers around.

247
00:25:52,870 --> 00:25:55,649
It just spat out the little tray.

248
00:25:55,649 --> 00:25:58,982
So what I'm gonna do now is put in a DVD.

249
00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:04,188
And it's going to attempt to play it with
the infrared laser first.

250
00:26:05,009 --> 00:26:08,188
[tray moves inward and disc is clamped]

251
00:26:08,188 --> 00:26:10,754
[faint transport noises]

252
00:26:10,754 --> 00:26:17,676
[now laser is switching; similar sound to auto-reverse]

253
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:27,484
[disc rapidly spins up, and typical DVD-seeking sounds are now heard]

254
00:26:30,974 --> 00:26:34,437
OK so now we have a picture, it's actually playing the DVD.

255
00:26:34,437 --> 00:26:40,889
So if you heard it flip the laser back over,
because it had to get back to that red laser.

256
00:26:40,889 --> 00:26:43,678
Now this is the DVD of Spaceballs.

257
00:26:43,678 --> 00:26:46,999
It was the closest-available DVD.

258
00:26:46,999 --> 00:26:50,625
Uh, and I do not have the remote for this machine.

259
00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:59,503
I had programmed a universal remote that managed
to work with it but since I don't have the remote it's pretty useless as a DVD player.

260
00:26:59,503 --> 00:27:06,285
I tried to hit Play while Play is selected,
and it gave me the little, like

261
00:27:06,285 --> 00:27:09,593
"BAD! NO YOU CAN'T PUSH THIS BUTTON!" symbol, so,

262
00:27:09,593 --> 00:27:13,270
uh yeah this is pretty useless without a remote.

263
00:27:27,126 --> 00:27:33,173
But now I just ejected the disc and I'm gonna
repeat it, 'cause I want you to pay attention to how quickly the disc spins up.

264
00:27:36,561 --> 00:27:37,513
[not spinning]

265
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,400
[not spinning...]

266
00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:42,034
[BLAM it's spinning]

267
00:27:50,589 --> 00:27:53,953
The disc just spins up insanely quickly on
this machine

268
00:27:53,953 --> 00:27:58,666
because of the fact that it has that massive motor to spin up a laserdisc,

269
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:02,281
so spinning up a tiny little DVD is a piece of cake.

270
00:28:12,410 --> 00:28:16,991
Right there it switched lasers because I had
it open the large laserdisc tray,

271
00:28:16,991 --> 00:28:21,685
and it knows you're gonna play something - if you're trying
to play a laserdisc it needs the infrared laser.

272
00:28:21,685 --> 00:28:23,001
Now I'm gonna hit standby.

273
00:28:29,331 --> 00:28:34,052
[laser switches back]

274
00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:38,286
[fan spins down]

275
00:28:39,107 --> 00:28:43,696
And now it's off, and before it powers off it always
switches back to the red laser.

276
00:28:49,342 --> 00:28:52,676
Now we're at a different camera angle. It just ejected a CD.

277
00:28:52,676 --> 00:28:55,614
And now I'm putting in a DVD.

278
00:29:04,716 --> 00:29:07,562
It tried to read it with the infrared laser but failed.

279
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,578
And now it's actually reading the disc with
the red laser.

280
00:29:13,578 --> 00:29:15,308
It's incredibly fast.

281
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,227
To spin up, that is.

282
00:29:17,227 --> 00:29:19,630
As a DVD player it's actually quite terrible.

283
00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:46,337
We just saw the same exact thing from a different angle.

284
00:29:46,337 --> 00:29:51,461
Now we're gonna eject the large tray and it's
gonna change the laser before it opens.

285
00:29:51,461 --> 00:29:54,047
'cuz it knows you're gonna play a laserdisc.

286
00:29:54,047 --> 00:29:55,933
It's gonna go from the red to the infrared.

287
00:30:07,294 --> 00:30:09,823
And so now I put in an actual laserdisc.

288
00:30:09,823 --> 00:30:13,376
But it doesn't mount correctly in the disc clamp.

289
00:30:24,497 --> 00:30:28,956
So it just spits the disc right back out. I don't know if I did that or what, but...

290
00:30:28,956 --> 00:30:31,062
anyway attempt 2...

291
00:30:40,677 --> 00:30:42,716
That actually worked correctly.

292
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:45,392
Now I'll eject the disc again.

293
00:31:01,714 --> 00:31:03,794
Now I'm gonna switch it to the small tray.

294
00:31:15,668 --> 00:31:18,662
And I'm gonna do the same thing, we're gonna add a DVD.

295
00:31:18,662 --> 00:31:23,057
It's gonna attempt to read it with the infrared
laser then switch to the red laser.

296
00:31:36,539 --> 00:31:38,816
And there, it's finally spinning the disc.

297
00:31:38,816 --> 00:31:45,129
I've always thought that the little mini-tray
for CDs and DVDs was just a dumb gimmick of Pioneer's but...

298
00:31:45,129 --> 00:31:46,778
whatever, they always did it.

299
00:31:46,850 --> 00:31:50,163
So here's a different angle with, again, the very-fast spin up.

300
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:58,330
It's a standstill to full speed in less than a second.

301
00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:00,758
Now we're gonna eject the large tray.

302
00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:17,460
And again it switched back to infrared knowing
I ejected the large tray.

303
00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:19,231
And we'll put in a laserdisc.

304
00:32:37,059 --> 00:32:43,857
Now I'll show you it attempting to switch
sides with it exposed but you'll see just like before it fails.

305
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:55,436
[it does make an interesting, accelerating warbly noise as it tries to spin up]

306
00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:59,661
[but then gives up]

307
00:33:03,330 --> 00:33:05,989
At this point it's not even trying to slow
the disc down.

308
00:33:05,989 --> 00:33:08,389
That machine is just locked up until it stops.

309
00:33:08,389 --> 00:33:10,876
So I reach in the stop the disc.

310
00:33:15,153 --> 00:33:17,967
It's such a bizarre problem with this machine.

311
00:33:30,696 --> 00:33:35,613
OK, and now we are looking at the ancient
Magnavox laserdisc player.

312
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:39,607
[a repetitive fast whirring sound, like a small electric drill]

313
00:33:39,607 --> 00:33:44,031
When you turn it on without a disc it will
just do this forever.

314
00:33:50,669 --> 00:33:53,684
It just endlessly tries to spin up nothing.

315
00:33:53,684 --> 00:33:56,745
And this is an extremely basic laserdisc player.

316
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,990
It has a series of LEDs on the front.

317
00:33:59,990 --> 00:34:05,570
And in this state they are all... on in different ways.

318
00:34:06,631 --> 00:34:15,610
They're not quite on at the same brightness. I don't know if this machine is like this always or if my particular example is just weird.

319
00:34:15,610 --> 00:34:17,407
But, yeah.

320
00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:24,580
So when you open the lid it will stop trying
to spin up the disc.

321
00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:28,561
And here is me putting in an actual laserdisc
and seeing what happens.

322
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:39,089
[once lid latches, a very loud, slowly accelerating motor starts its thing]

323
00:34:39,089 --> 00:34:42,676
[this player takes quite a while to get to speed]

324
00:34:42,676 --> 00:34:45,960
[a loud, high-pitched sound comes through the loud motor as it tries to track the disc]

325
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,343
[speed is beginning to fall]

326
00:34:49,343 --> 00:34:54,347
[ok but now it's getting faster again]

327
00:34:54,347 --> 00:34:57,331
[oh, never mind, slowing down again]

328
00:34:57,331 --> 00:35:01,445
[wait, she's gainin' speed cap'n!]

329
00:35:01,445 --> 00:35:02,506
[oh dagnabbit]

330
00:35:02,506 --> 00:35:06,679
The lights are behaving strangely as it's
going up and down in speed.

331
00:35:09,553 --> 00:35:15,736
[If it weren't so irritating it'd be hypnotic]

332
00:35:19,363 --> 00:35:23,177
Trying to hit "play forward," nothing's making
a difference.

333
00:35:25,025 --> 00:35:28,137
[clunk as lid is unlatched]

334
00:35:28,992 --> 00:35:32,654
[motor slowly slows]

335
00:35:34,810 --> 00:35:35,796
[click]

336
00:35:47,910 --> 00:35:54,232
So, I'm looking for another disc to play but
with this machine when you open the lid

337
00:35:54,232 --> 00:36:01,641
it has some sort of lock mechanism where it won't
allow you to open it until the disc has almost completely stopped.

338
00:36:01,641 --> 00:36:03,522
It's a pretty clever safety feature.

339
00:36:03,522 --> 00:36:08,135
I don't know how it's implemented but you'll
hear a click after I hit open.

340
00:36:08,785 --> 00:36:11,569
You might want to pay attention to that. But here's a different disc.

341
00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:17,497
[bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrRRrRRRR

342
00:36:17,497 --> 00:36:21,466
RRRRrrRRRRRrRRRRRAA

343
00:36:21,466 --> 00:36:26,320
AAAAAAGHGGGGGHGHGG]

344
00:36:36,072 --> 00:36:38,095
It's behaving just like it was before.

345
00:36:43,399 --> 00:36:49,451
Now here, when I try to hit search forward,
some of a picture actually shows up on the

346
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:52,198
screen and we're getting some noise coming through.

347
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,580
But it's still wavering on speed.

348
00:36:57,572 --> 00:37:00,326
None of the buttons I'm hitting are doing
anything.

349
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,761
Search forward appears to do something...

350
00:37:11,879 --> 00:37:23,176
[we have the same sounds as before but with the added bonus of strange alien radio interference sounds from the TV!]

351
00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,393
I'm just hitting more buttons.

352
00:38:01,144 --> 00:38:05,122
So I hit open and you'll hear that click when
the disc slows down enough.

353
00:38:08,715 --> 00:38:09,786
[that click]

354
00:38:10,231 --> 00:38:13,100
Right there. Now the lid is actually unlatched.

355
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:20,323
Right now I'm looking for a couple of laserdiscs,
uh, The Aristocats, which is CAV,

356
00:38:20,323 --> 00:38:23,195
it was able to play kind-of OK...

357
00:38:23,195 --> 00:38:28,049
and I also right now am holding Rocky which is a super, super old laserdisc.

358
00:38:28,049 --> 00:38:29,898
It's one of the oldest that I have.

359
00:38:29,898 --> 00:38:36,592
So in case the... with digital sound, something
about the newer laserdiscs is freaking it out for some reason

360
00:38:36,592 --> 00:38:45,520
I'm gonna try that very, very old CLV disc and I know that The Aristocats kind of worked before.

361
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,208
So I think that's what I'm trying now...

362
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:59,974
[once again we're headed into warp]

363
00:39:07,776 --> 00:39:10,267
Yeah, and here the speed actually is steady.

364
00:39:15,126 --> 00:39:19,745
And we can very, very faintly see on the screen

365
00:39:19,745 --> 00:39:27,577
some sorts of shapes but there's something very wrong with the picture, it's almost entirely black um

366
00:39:27,577 --> 00:39:31,886
[laughs] some garbage captioning just came up from the decoder in the TV.

367
00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:41,071
Uh, you can see very, very faint images of
the characters from The Aristocats, uh... turned on the index there.

368
00:39:41,071 --> 00:39:49,940
Just... this machine is so frustrating because
it's like, it's trying its best but it just can't... can't do anything.

369
00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:52,210
More garbage captions.

370
00:39:53,716 --> 00:39:56,267
More garbage captions.

371
00:40:04,377 --> 00:40:07,541
Yeah, so I just gave up with this one.

372
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,960
And now our last-ditch effort.

373
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,960
Rocky.

374
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,487
Super, super old disc.

375
00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:57,560
Now that noise that it's making, that just started.

376
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,156
I'm pretty sure that is the laser tracking
system waking up.

377
00:41:01,156 --> 00:41:06,350
[noise starts cutting in and out] 
And here it's doing something it's never done before.

378
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:09,490
The disc is continuing to get slower.

379
00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:14,350
And the tracking is, like, coming on and offline
repeatedly.

380
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:18,645
This machine is just cursed. 
[it's speeding up of its own volition]

381
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,871
Sped up all on its own, by the way.

382
00:41:32,878 --> 00:41:37,010
And the lights... it went from Play now to slow motion.

383
00:41:38,550 --> 00:41:41,796
So I'm trying to hit play again and it's not responding.

384
00:41:51,890 --> 00:41:57,520
So I actually turned it off in case the ancient
electronics in here might somehow be affected

385
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,503
by turning it off and on again.

386
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,625
Now it's even in a worse state than it was in before.

387
00:42:20,226 --> 00:42:23,513
And if you think it's bad now, just wait.

388
00:42:23,513 --> 00:42:27,250
[a repetitive clicking gets increasing loud]

389
00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:31,807
[it's spinning up again]

390
00:42:31,807 --> 00:42:35,835
[suddenly that clicking has becoming a knocking, dare I say a thumping]

391
00:42:35,835 --> 00:42:41,176
What's happening now is the laser's objective
lens is actually hitting the disc.

392
00:42:41,176 --> 00:42:42,640
It's great!

393
00:42:55,609 --> 00:42:58,987
And just in case I tried side two.

394
00:42:58,987 --> 00:43:02,641
Trying everything I can to get this machine
to do somethin'.

395
00:43:02,641 --> 00:43:06,841
Oh, I'm also looking at the laser to see if
it's moved back to its home position.

396
00:43:24,327 --> 00:43:31,047
We're getting the same behavior, so... this
machine, uh, at some point I wanna try to, um,

397
00:43:31,047 --> 00:43:37,855
maybe start replacing some capacitors
and see if I can get it to be something more than a giant paperweight, but

398
00:43:37,855 --> 00:43:41,535
it's, um, its behavior is even worse than the last time I tried it.

399
00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:42,965
It sat for two or three years.

400
00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:48,642
I don't think it's come out since I last, um, or
I've tried to use it since I last made that video.

401
00:43:48,642 --> 00:43:51,095
But anyway, that's it!

402
00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,570
This is Sights and Sounds.

403
00:43:52,570 --> 00:43:55,251
I don't think they're all gonna be this long.

404
00:43:55,251 --> 00:43:58,350
Ahh but... who knows, I'll see.

405
00:43:58,350 --> 00:44:01,820
Just depends on what there is to... what there
is to see and talk about.

406
00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:03,080
And listen to.

407
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:07,020
But thanks very much for watching, I hope
you enjoy this concept and I hope that I was

408
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:10,293
able to execute it to um...

409
00:44:10,293 --> 00:44:12,288
execute it pretty well.

410
00:44:13,143 --> 00:44:14,545
Bye!